“Keeps your hands dry and beer cold”. Yes, I imagine it does.
This isn’t meant for the kids, but for the older fans out there, this beer coozie modeled after Boba Fett might just do the trick. knitatthebar (perfect alias) has this up for sale as a completed project on Etsy. It certainly fits into a bucket of unique projects!
This designer also has a set of Star Wars themed beer cozies available which includes this featured Boba Fett, R2 D2, and a Stormtrooper.